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Post by Marquis Black on Jul 26, 2007 8:35:41 GMT -5
Fortunately, Lucius survived, despite now having his arm severed. He passed it off as a flesh wound.
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Torch
First Year
SQT - Seeker
Looks like Ron found a new Muggle toy... God help us all!
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Post by Torch on Jul 26, 2007 13:28:27 GMT -5
Unfortunately, Voldemort didn't want a deformed luver and turned to join harry and draco in their bedroom
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Post by Dominus Tenebrarum Sum on Jul 26, 2007 13:43:55 GMT -5
And then the Dark Lord looked at the "Fortunately, Unfortunately" they were writing.
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Post by Be Elle on Jul 26, 2007 23:24:08 GMT -5
Fortunately, Raye didn't mind the story, he quite enjoyed the idea of doing it with Draco and Harry. Threesomes are so hott!
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Post by moogle on Jul 26, 2007 23:57:02 GMT -5
Unfortunately, Draco did mind, as he did not like to share.
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Post by Be Elle on Jul 27, 2007 0:13:30 GMT -5
And then Voldemort and Harry simultaneously Avada Kedavra'd him for denying the Threesome love and Draco was dead.
Question: How the hell did we get here?
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Post by moogle on Jul 27, 2007 0:21:41 GMT -5
(I have no idea)
Fortunately that meant Harry and Voldemort had finally agreed and resolved a common problem.
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Post by Be Elle on Jul 27, 2007 0:42:19 GMT -5
Unfortunately, due to Voldemort being 60 or something like that (He really that old!) he couldn't get it up. And Harry was severely disappointed, and missed Draco.
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Post by Scream on Jul 27, 2007 7:08:04 GMT -5
And then Voldie used his dark powers which he had tempted Harry with years before and brought Draco back to life.
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Post by Dominus Tenebrarum Sum on Jul 27, 2007 7:20:14 GMT -5
Fortunately, the Dark Lord was pleased that Harry was pleased and lived a happy life, hoping he didn't run into Bella.
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Post by Scream on Jul 27, 2007 7:22:14 GMT -5
Unfortunately he did
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Post by Be Elle on Jul 27, 2007 7:29:59 GMT -5
And then we all decided to go onto a different train of thought.
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Post by Dominus Tenebrarum Sum on Jul 27, 2007 7:31:47 GMT -5
Fortunately, the Dark Lord was amused by all of this and went back to torturing muggles.
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Post by Be Elle on Jul 27, 2007 7:33:30 GMT -5
Unfortunately, he was TORTURING MUGGLES!!
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Post by moogle on Jul 27, 2007 16:24:30 GMT -5
And then the muggles created a space ship that could jump to light speed and sped to a galaxy far, far away.....
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