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Post by Dominus Tenebrarum Sum on Jul 28, 2007 20:18:41 GMT -5
Below, we shall begin the many, many reasons why everyone should join the Dark Order. (Also, be sure to put whether it contains spoilers or not and put [ color=black] followed by a [ /color] without the spaces around the word that makes the spoiler.)
SPOILER 1: The Dark Lord teaches Broom-less Flying Lessons.
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Post by Ivy Snowe on Jul 30, 2007 1:50:25 GMT -5
2. The Dark Order doesn't have to worry about...morals.
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Post by Dominus Tenebrarum Sum on Jul 30, 2007 2:03:12 GMT -5
3. Words like "Mudblood" are commonly used amongst the Death Eaters.
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Torch
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Post by Torch on Jul 31, 2007 14:59:17 GMT -5
4. If you don't join then you're just going to get killed. Life or Death, it is your choice.
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Post by Dominus Tenebrarum Sum on Jul 31, 2007 19:06:14 GMT -5
5. We have the cool, bad-ass characters that you'd never find on the Light Side. (Ex: Lucius -- hot stuff!)
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Post by Lot Lizard on Aug 1, 2007 22:33:09 GMT -5
6. We never hesitate to use an Unforgivable Curse.
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Post by Dominus Tenebrarum Sum on Aug 1, 2007 23:03:18 GMT -5
7. We have people that can Crucio someone to insanity!! (Go Bella.)
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Post by zan189 on Aug 5, 2007 6:22:38 GMT -5
8. We are proud of our heritage (if we're pure-blood) and forget to talk about it if not.
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Post by Dominus Tenebrarum Sum on Aug 5, 2007 17:02:14 GMT -5
9. We have cool looking wands, unlike the people in the Light Order.... (I mean, how cool is a cane that doubles as a wand?)
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Post by zan189 on Aug 6, 2007 8:36:12 GMT -5
10. We are not afraid to speak The Dark Lord's name, we just don't do it out of respect for him. His name is too precious to be wasted on human lips.
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Post by Dominus Tenebrarum Sum on Aug 6, 2007 8:53:16 GMT -5
11. The bad boys are always the hottest ones (as in the cases of Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, Rodolphus (Roddy!), Dante Sparda, etc.).
*Edit: Just as a reminder, these do not all have to be serious, and after writing such a serious fanfiction... that was 5500 words long... all typed in one night, I feel much funnier than normal.
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Post by zan189 on Aug 6, 2007 11:11:00 GMT -5
Alright then, My Lord.
12. Death Eaters are not afraid to show their greying underpants.
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Post by Lot Lizard on Aug 6, 2007 18:51:00 GMT -5
13. According to a drawing on this site (currently down, will post link to drawing asap), peeps are our allies. As an extension of this statement, we get awesome fanart drawn on our side. Same artist, different site, wonderful art here.
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Post by Dominus Tenebrarum Sum on Aug 6, 2007 20:11:09 GMT -5
14. The Dark Lord is not afraid to admit his obsession of drawing sexy guys. (-laughs!!- That's what your post made be think of, Lot Lizard.)
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Post by Lot Lizard on Aug 6, 2007 20:58:10 GMT -5
15. We get the epitome of handsome to play our Dark Lord in the films and the epitome of gorgeous to play our leading Death Eating lady, Bella. *Ralph Fiennes. . . Helena Bonham Carter. . . gah, the beauty*
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