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Post by Lot Lizard on Sept 2, 2007 23:54:48 GMT -5
Okay, so, basically, the idea of this is to state a time where you said something and then realized it was totally stupid or inappropriate. I'll go first! I believe this could prove very amusing.
Well, tonight I went to my friend's house and we watched The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and I actually asked, "What state does this take place in?"
Dumb, yes?
What about you?
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Post by moogle on Sept 3, 2007 1:05:29 GMT -5
hahahahahhahahha^^
I've done it so many times before, but most of it is when I'm caught up in the moment.
The only thing that springs to mind is when I was with some friends, and we decided we didn't want our fish and chips anymore. Me being the person I am said jokingly, "We should just go ask someone if they want some free chips. They can get one for a $1."
*sighs* totally contradicted myself, but it's more of those "you had to be there to find it funny" moments.
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Post by Scream on Sept 3, 2007 2:03:00 GMT -5
haha nice. I always do it... like, all the time, it is really bad... Can not think of any though... so I will tell you about my friend today...
We were in the canteen line and she was saying how she does not heal properly from lack of iron. And she said defensively, "It is not my fault!" So we asked whose fault it was then, and she replied, "My fault."
So now we rip on her about it all the time. We knew what she meant, as in, she eats meat and everything, but her body does not absorb it like it is meant to, but I guess it was a "had to be there" moment, like moogle.
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Post by Veritaserum on Sept 3, 2007 2:40:24 GMT -5
Lol! Well, I have so many moments like that, it's hard to pick just one, but okay, okay.
I was in maths (in the days that I took maths class) sitting next to my best friend, supposedly working. We were doing percentages, and I was so bored, but she had confiscated my bag, my book and my sketch book from me and just given me back my maths book and pen so I'd have to pay attention to her.
Well, she couldn't really stop me from talking to the people in front of me that didn't want to work either hehe, but I was trying to pay attention to her, bless her little heart. And so she was going through her workings out, and she said really proudly,
"20 over 100....*I wrote it down* "Oh duur Abbie, that's 20%!"
Me: "Oh great, so that's 20 out of what?"
She just looked at me and laughed.
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Post by moogle on Sept 3, 2007 3:28:29 GMT -5
Lol^^ that's great! I still can't think of anything though, ahha.
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Post by Lot Lizard on Sept 3, 2007 12:13:14 GMT -5
Wow, I guess we all have our share of blond moments. . . Which of us are actually blondes though? I am. I know I have more moments, but I can't think of any right now. . . Well, there was one time in freshman year my friends and I were walking to sixth period and I suddenyl stopped and go, "OOh, a penny!" so I lean over to pick it up and my friend Steven almost falls over because he was walking right behind me and I stopped so suddenly. It's a 'you-had-to-be-there' thing, I s'pose.
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Post by moogle on Sept 3, 2007 14:51:14 GMT -5
Lol^^
I used to be blonde, but my hair is going more reddish brown now.
Still can't think of anything. Weird; I know I've done it so many times.
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Post by Be Elle on Sept 4, 2007 0:34:17 GMT -5
-laughs hysterically- I can't think of a person who fits this thread more than me. I'm naturally blonde too, not that anyone in my life remembers anymore, as my hair has been dyed dark for so long.
Hmm... a true blonde moment by me...? Like Abbie, its hard to think of one.
Ah, here's a good one. Now you must note this, I am incredibly clumsy. I can't walk around a room without running into at least one thing.
Well one day my little brother and I were sitting in the living room, watching a movie (Can't remember which one), but the people in the movie has been slapping each other on the arms and legs until it hurt too badly. So typically, my brother and I thought: "Let's try it!" So we did. Anyway, we had been slapping each other on the face and arms for ages, when Mum comes in and goes: "What the hell are you doing?" And of course, we point at the movie, which depicts people doing the same thing. She sighs her typical "Mum sigh" and asks me to come help her chop veggie for dinner. Anyway, Ethan goes, "One more slap." So I nod, and he slaps me viciously on the thigh. And I have this massive red hand print on my thigh, and jokingly through my watering eyes I say: "Ha ha, didn't hurt." Then I stand up, turn around without thinking to walk out the door, and run directly into our vacuum cleaner (which is back when they were the huge things with masive bag and handle), and tumble to the floor.
It is definately not one of my best moments.
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Post by Scream on Sept 4, 2007 6:44:44 GMT -5
hahahhaha nice work!!!
I still can't think of any... I tend to be the person that says things that can be taken inappropriately. lol.
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Post by Be Elle on Sept 7, 2007 10:18:44 GMT -5
I have plenty more, but they luckily seem to be hidden in the back of my traumatised mind.
No-one else having one of these moments?
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Post by Lot Lizard on Sept 7, 2007 20:30:05 GMT -5
Yesterday my friend Tiffany was talking about how her doctor said she needed to eat more protein. I almost said, "Eat bananas," I was thinking of potassium. Lol. I told her what I almost said and we laughed.
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Post by Be Elle on Sept 7, 2007 20:34:26 GMT -5
-laughs- Its funny how these moments just crop up all over the place.
The other day I was talking to my mum and I kept getting all my sentences muddled. I was like: "And then the wal hit him." And Mum's like: "The wall hit him?" And I'd be like: "Oh crap. I mean, 'he hit the wall'."
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Post by Scream on Sept 7, 2007 23:35:45 GMT -5
Hahaha. You do realise I will bring this up today?
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Post by wiltingroses08 on Sept 7, 2007 23:41:39 GMT -5
Lol. I can't think of any that I've said right off the top of my head, but today one of my friends was talking to one of the girls in her class, and the girl just randomly said 'My clock has velcro.' What she meant was 'My pocket has elastic.' Later, she said there was no powder for the hamburgers at lunch. Apparently, she meant onions.
Ooh, I've got tons more people in my class have said. Most of the ones I've had are when I've said words wrong, so it sounds really funny. For example, one time I said epitome like 'ep-it-ome,' rhyming with 'dome' and such. My mom just stared at me until she figured out what I'd meant and started laughing at me.
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Post by Scream on Sept 8, 2007 10:36:40 GMT -5
Haha nice. I can't think of anything, even from today, well yesterday. Haha. T'was a good day though. *grins* *Tackles Elle* See SoH is brilliant after all. bwhahaha.
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