Random Funny Splotches

[Be Elle]

I discovered this when I clicked on a Fanfiction profile. I found it absolutely hilarious. Have a read:

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

IF YOU ARE IN SIRIUS DENIAL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile

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(")_(") : Copy this and paste it into your profile and help bunny gain world domination!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a glass door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read something and had something a teacher said the next day remind you of what you read to the point where you burst into outragous stifled laughterand had your "peers" look at you strangely or point and laugh at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

[moogle]

Now all that is running through my head is "Copy this into your profile."

Made me laugh though.

[Merrythought]

My head hurts.

[Be Elle]

I know what you mean. It takes forever to read.

My only worry is that now people will actually start copying them into their signatures. God, that'll be annoying.

[Merrythought]

*nudge* Decree otherwise... *nudge*

[Be Elle]

I can't really be bothered policing something as silly as that.

[Merrythought]

Oh well, only a suggestion that is too lazy to enter the "Suggestion" area.

[Be Elle]

That came perilously close to a pointless post

[sara jonas]

That is the single most ridiculous profile I've ever seen -- and believe me, I've seen some crazy ones.

*cough*mysister*cough*

[Mollie]

Did that all come off of one profile? That was crazy!!!

[Dominus Tenebrarum Sum]

I think I would have had to copy all of them except for four of them. Then I'd have to edit one or two of those. Now, I've forgotten how old I am when someone asks.... which is really pathetic, really -- on top of forgetting who I am. -sighs- I'm such a dork in the real world, which I'm sure ALL OF YOU ARE, YOU JUST DON"T WANT TO ADMIT IT! So, ADMIT IT!!!! >_<;

Anyway... -coughs-

[Mollie]

Hey, I will admit that if I were to do something like that, I would have to paste almost all of them onto my profile, which is exactly why I don't do things like that. I can drive a person crazy.

[Merrythought]

Yeah, I was looking over Elle's shoulder as she looked at them, and they were all off one profile. And then there was more writing in the profile.

[moogle]

That is sad. My profile just has a few excuses about my laziness and that is it. Having that as well as writing makes one pretttttty large profile.

[Be Elle]

merrythought said:

Yeah, I was looking over Elle's shoulder as she looked at them, and they were all off one profile. And then there was more writing in the profile.

There was more, I wouldn't believe it. Merrythought and I were reading it and then it just kept scrolling down. It was unbelievable.
I can't believe anyone has ever read that persons profile completely, not even that person can have.