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Post by Merrythought on Jun 27, 2007 0:02:27 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny
Edit by moogle: I deleted your post Shea, as Merrythought had already posted three words after 'but'.
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Post by Mollie on Jun 27, 2007 4:45:30 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always
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blueyeverouge
First Year
Sometimes you have to make the choice between what is easy, and what is right...
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Post by blueyeverouge on Jun 27, 2007 8:28:47 GMT -5
reading playwitch mags
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Post by moogle on Jun 27, 2007 18:03:54 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized
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Post by sara jonas on Jun 27, 2007 19:14:08 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large
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Post by Merrythought on Jun 27, 2007 23:20:50 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front
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Post by sara jonas on Jun 28, 2007 15:50:16 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he
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Post by moogle on Jun 28, 2007 20:45:04 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use
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Post by Merrythought on Jun 28, 2007 22:10:00 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite
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blueyeverouge
First Year
Sometimes you have to make the choice between what is easy, and what is right...
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Post by blueyeverouge on Jun 29, 2007 6:23:47 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels
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Post by moogle on Jun 29, 2007 16:29:01 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with
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Post by Veritaserum on Jul 3, 2007 9:23:09 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of
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Post by moogle on Jul 4, 2007 22:27:11 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to
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Post by sara jonas on Jul 6, 2007 10:32:07 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the
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Post by moogle on Jul 6, 2007 16:33:56 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he
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