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Post by Be Elle on Jul 15, 2007 23:25:18 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw
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Post by Merrythought on Jul 16, 2007 3:37:38 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not
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Post by Be Elle on Jul 16, 2007 3:56:47 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived
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Post by Merrythought on Jul 16, 2007 21:37:56 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a
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Post by moogle on Jul 17, 2007 2:44:30 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom
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Post by Merrythought on Jul 17, 2007 3:31:14 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some
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Post by moogle on Jul 17, 2007 15:29:27 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then
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Post by Be Elle on Jul 18, 2007 5:10:55 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica
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Post by Merrythought on Jul 19, 2007 3:32:12 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so
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Post by Scream on Jul 19, 2007 4:40:28 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do
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Post by moogle on Jul 19, 2007 16:11:39 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
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Post by Scream on Jul 19, 2007 23:04:16 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan. This plan involved
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Post by moogle on Jul 20, 2007 2:01:50 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan. This plan involved Salazar's butter statue
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Post by Scream on Jul 20, 2007 2:08:07 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan. This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the
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Post by Be Elle on Jul 20, 2007 4:18:08 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan. This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming
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