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Post by Grae Black on Sept 4, 2007 10:51:36 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realized that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favorite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realized his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystallizing orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part was that Harry charmed them to eat themselves feverishly. However, they would first have to finish their dinner, a delicious spaghetti-bolenase, so they don't suddenly spurt infectious pus over themselves, and then die.
If the Plan had succeeded then the world would have kneeled before the mastermind who instigated it, duh! And succeed it, he did. Harry was then left with a pinky sized Salazar Slytherin. He then used it to tickle his ears for they were itching like the devil. After, he grabbed a pair of really kinky rubber bands so that he could use them to secretly please his new large woman boobs. Tom was astounded by Harry's lack of a bra and fishnet leggings. Nevertheless, Tom obtained his composure as Harry danced around in his birthday
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Post by ChibiMonkey13 on Sept 4, 2007 10:57:20 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realized that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favorite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realized his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystallizing orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part was that Harry charmed them to eat themselves feverishly. However, they would first have to finish their dinner, a delicious spaghetti-bolenase, so they don't suddenly spurt infectious pus over themselves, and then die.
If the Plan had succeeded then the world would have kneeled before the mastermind who instigated it, duh! And succeed it, he did. Harry was then left with a pinky sized Salazar Slytherin. He then used it to tickle his ears for they were itching like the devil. After, he grabbed a pair of really kinky rubber bands so that he could use them to secretly please his new large woman boobs. Tom was astounded by Harry's lack of a bra and fishnet leggings. Nevertheless, Tom obtained his composure as Harry danced around in his birthday suit and kicked
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Post by Grae Black on Sept 4, 2007 23:27:19 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realized that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favorite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realized his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystallizing orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part was that Harry charmed them to eat themselves feverishly. However, they would first have to finish their dinner, a delicious spaghetti-bolenase, so they don't suddenly spurt infectious pus over themselves, and then die.
If the Plan had succeeded then the world would have kneeled before the mastermind who instigated it, duh! And succeed it, he did. Harry was then left with a pinky sized Salazar Slytherin. He then used it to tickle his ears for they were itching like the devil. After, he grabbed a pair of really kinky rubber bands so that he could use them to secretly please his new large woman boobs. Tom was astounded by Harry's lack of a bra and fishnet leggings. Nevertheless, Tom obtained his composure as Harry danced around in his birthday suit and kicked every book he
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Post by ChibiMonkey13 on Sept 4, 2007 23:29:43 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realized that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favorite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realized his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystallizing orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part was that Harry charmed them to eat themselves feverishly. However, they would first have to finish their dinner, a delicious spaghetti-bolenase, so they don't suddenly spurt infectious pus over themselves, and then die.
If the Plan had succeeded then the world would have kneeled before the mastermind who instigated it, duh! And succeed it, he did. Harry was then left with a pinky sized Salazar Slytherin. He then used it to tickle his ears for they were itching like the devil. After, he grabbed a pair of really kinky rubber bands so that he could use them to secretly please his new large woman boobs. Tom was astounded by Harry's lack of a bra and fishnet leggings. Nevertheless, Tom obtained his composure as Harry danced around in his birthday suit and kicked every book he ever stole from
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Post by Grae Black on Sept 4, 2007 23:31:21 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realized that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favorite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realized his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystallizing orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part was that Harry charmed them to eat themselves feverishly. However, they would first have to finish their dinner, a delicious spaghetti-bolenase, so they don't suddenly spurt infectious pus over themselves, and then die.
If the Plan had succeeded then the world would have kneeled before the mastermind who instigated it, duh! And succeed it, he did. Harry was then left with a pinky sized Salazar Slytherin. He then used it to tickle his ears for they were itching like the devil. After, he grabbed a pair of really kinky rubber bands so that he could use them to secretly please his new large woman boobs. Tom was astounded by Harry's lack of a bra and fishnet leggings. Nevertheless, Tom obtained his composure as Harry danced around in his birthday suit and kicked every book he ever stole from the restricted section
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Post by ChibiMonkey13 on Sept 4, 2007 23:34:49 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realized that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favorite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realized his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystallizing orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part was that Harry charmed them to eat themselves feverishly. However, they would first have to finish their dinner, a delicious spaghetti-bolenase, so they don't suddenly spurt infectious pus over themselves, and then die.
If the Plan had succeeded then the world would have kneeled before the mastermind who instigated it, duh! And succeed it, he did. Harry was then left with a pinky sized Salazar Slytherin. He then used it to tickle his ears for they were itching like the devil. After, he grabbed a pair of really kinky rubber bands so that he could use them to secretly please his new large woman boobs. Tom was astounded by Harry's lack of a bra and fishnet leggings. Nevertheless, Tom obtained his composure as Harry danced around in his birthday suit and kicked every book he ever stole from the restricted section of Hogwarts' Library.
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Post by Grae Black on Sept 5, 2007 20:46:09 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realized that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favorite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realized his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystallizing orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part was that Harry charmed them to eat themselves feverishly. However, they would first have to finish their dinner, a delicious spaghetti-bolenase, so they don't suddenly spurt infectious pus over themselves, and then die.
If the Plan had succeeded then the world would have kneeled before the mastermind who instigated it, duh! And succeed it, he did. Harry was then left with a pinky sized Salazar Slytherin. He then used it to tickle his ears for they were itching like the devil. After, he grabbed a pair of really kinky rubber bands so that he could use them to secretly please his new large woman boobs. Tom was astounded by Harry's lack of a bra and fishnet leggings. Nevertheless, Tom obtained his composure as Harry danced around in his birthday suit and kicked every book he ever stole from the restricted section of Hogwarts' Library. The sight was
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Post by Be Elle on Sept 7, 2007 7:44:31 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realized that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favorite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realized his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystallizing orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part was that Harry charmed them to eat themselves feverishly. However, they would first have to finish their dinner, a delicious spaghetti-bolenase, so they don't suddenly spurt infectious pus over themselves, and then die.
If the Plan had succeeded then the world would have kneeled before the mastermind who instigated it, duh! And succeed it, he did. Harry was then left with a pinky sized Salazar Slytherin. He then used it to tickle his ears for they were itching like the devil. After, he grabbed a pair of really kinky rubber bands so that he could use them to secretly please his new large woman boobs. Tom was astounded by Harry's lack of a bra and fishnet leggings. Nevertheless, Tom obtained his composure as Harry danced around in his birthday suit and kicked every book he ever stole from the restricted section of Hogwarts' Library. The sight was incredibly exotic, though
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Post by lauser on Sept 7, 2007 12:59:50 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realized that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favorite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realized his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystallizing orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part was that Harry charmed them to eat themselves feverishly. However, they would first have to finish their dinner, a delicious spaghetti-bolenase, so they don't suddenly spurt infectious pus over themselves, and then die.
If the Plan had succeeded then the world would have kneeled before the mastermind who instigated it, duh! And succeed it, he did. Harry was then left with a pinky sized Salazar Slytherin. He then used it to tickle his ears for they were itching like the devil. After, he grabbed a pair of really kinky rubber bands so that he could use them to secretly please his new large woman boobs. Tom was astounded by Harry's lack of a bra and fishnet leggings. Nevertheless, Tom obtained his composure as Harry danced around in his birthday suit and kicked every book he ever stole from the restricted section of Hogwarts' Library. The sight was incredibly exotic, though a bit disturbing
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Post by ChibiMonkey13 on Sept 12, 2007 5:09:36 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realized that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favorite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realized his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystallizing orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part was that Harry charmed them to eat themselves feverishly. However, they would first have to finish their dinner, a delicious spaghetti-bolenase, so they don't suddenly spurt infectious pus over themselves, and then die.
If the Plan had succeeded then the world would have kneeled before the mastermind who instigated it, duh! And succeed it, he did. Harry was then left with a pinky sized Salazar Slytherin. He then used it to tickle his ears for they were itching like the devil. After, he grabbed a pair of really kinky rubber bands so that he could use them to secretly please his new large woman boobs. Tom was astounded by Harry's lack of a bra and fishnet leggings. Nevertheless, Tom obtained his composure as Harry danced around in his birthday suit and kicked every book he ever stole from the restricted section of Hogwarts' Library. The sight was incredibly exotic, though a bit disturbing in a creepy
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