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Post by Scream on Jul 26, 2007 2:34:00 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when
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Post by Be Elle on Jul 26, 2007 8:09:56 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas.
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Post by Scream on Jul 26, 2007 8:29:39 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part
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Torch
First Year
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Looks like Ron found a new Muggle toy... God help us all!
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Post by Torch on Jul 26, 2007 13:18:18 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part was that Harry
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Post by Dominus Tenebrarum Sum on Jul 26, 2007 13:49:46 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part was that Harry charmed them to
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Post by Be Elle on Jul 26, 2007 23:27:08 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part was that Harry charmed them to eat themselves feverishly.
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Post by Scream on Jul 27, 2007 7:01:09 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part was that Harry charmed them to eat themselves feverishly. However, they would
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Post by moogle on Jul 27, 2007 17:03:41 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part was that Harry charmed them to eat themselves feverishly. However, they would first have to
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Post by Scream on Jul 27, 2007 23:13:18 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part was that Harry charmed them to eat themselves feverishly. However, they would first have to finish their dinner,
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Post by Raine on Jul 27, 2007 23:26:17 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part was that Harry charmed them to eat themselves feverishly. However, they would first have to finish their dinner, a delicious spagetti-
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Post by Scream on Jul 27, 2007 23:59:09 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part was that Harry charmed them to eat themselves feverishly. However, they would first have to finish their dinner, a delicious spagetti-bolenase (sp?), so they don't
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Post by Be Elle on Jul 28, 2007 5:28:29 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part was that Harry charmed them to eat themselves feverishly. However, they would first have to finish their dinner, a delicious spagetti-bolenase, so they don't suddenly spurt infectious
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Post by Scream on Jul 28, 2007 5:32:37 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part was that Harry charmed them to eat themselves feverishly. However, they would first have to finish their dinner, a delicious spagetti-bolenase, so they don't suddenly spurt infectious pus over themselves
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Torch
First Year
SQT - Seeker
Looks like Ron found a new Muggle toy... God help us all!
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Post by Torch on Jul 28, 2007 13:59:12 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part was that Harry charmed them to eat themselves feverishly. However, they would first have to finish their dinner, a delicious spagetti-bolenase, so they don't suddenly spurt infectious pus over themselves, and then die.
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Post by Scream on Jul 29, 2007 6:15:43 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on the fur when they ate bananas. The cunning part was that Harry charmed them to eat themselves feverishly. However, they would first have to finish their dinner, a delicious spagetti-bolenase, so they don't suddenly spurt infectious pus over themselves, and then die.
If the Plan
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