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Post by Scream on Jul 20, 2007 4:34:23 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan. This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins
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Post by Be Elle on Jul 20, 2007 7:25:16 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan. This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns
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Post by Scream on Jul 20, 2007 21:44:26 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan. This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in
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Post by Be Elle on Jul 21, 2007 23:00:31 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan. This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water.
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I decided we needed to make the paragraph.
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Post by Raine on Jul 22, 2007 3:44:49 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws. Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan. This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water.
Harry began to
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Post by moogle on Jul 23, 2007 3:31:53 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was
(sorry, big block of text was becoming unreadable)
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Post by Scream on Jul 23, 2007 5:17:29 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get
(moogle, did you add six words?)
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Post by moogle on Jul 23, 2007 17:26:06 GMT -5
(No, lol. I added the ones in red.)
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but
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Post by Scream on Jul 24, 2007 4:50:54 GMT -5
(Oh... no i just didnt notice the words from the person before... just saw them then... oops)
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the
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Post by zan189 on Jul 24, 2007 17:15:57 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his
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Post by moogle on Jul 24, 2007 19:15:16 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he
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Post by Scream on Jul 25, 2007 1:41:08 GMT -5
ong ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to
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Post by Marquis Black on Jul 25, 2007 9:23:04 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due
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Post by Raine on Jul 25, 2007 23:05:03 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts
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Post by moogle on Jul 26, 2007 2:31:30 GMT -5
Long ago, when Voldemort was just a young, measly lad trying to eat his hat, robes and most other clothing, he realised that almost every piece tasted just like the skin of a hairy bear that bathed in Amortentia. This was very delicious, so Riddle decided to create a new product that rivaled competitors, especially considering that their's was not following sanitation laws.
Thus, he began to sell his product to the evil Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry planned on stealing his idea with the help of goblins, but being so horny, Harry was always reading playwitch magazines. Riddle then seized something rather large from Harry's front lawn. Then he decided to use his most favourite purple kissing squirrels and combined it with the hair of a veela to finally conquer the world. However, he realised his flaw, Harry had not yet been conceived. But being a resourceful man, Tom Riddle churned some butter and then sculpted a replica of Salazar Slytherin so he could do his cunning plan.
This plan involved Salazar's butter statue dancing in the toaster, then swimming with the dolphins in rhythmic patterns around Harry in crystalising orange water. Harry began to grow and was beginning to get more powerful, but so was the hair on his squirrels. Thus, he was forced to shave them, due to their nuts getting caught on
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