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Aug 31, 2007 2:58:40 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Aug 31, 2007 2:58:40 GMT -5
The FBI was looking for a new recruit, it got down to three people, 2 men and a woman.
AGENT to first man: your wife is in there go in and kill her.
The man is in there for a few minuets before he returns saying he cant do that to his wife.
AGENT: sorry son you're not able to be part of our team.
The second man is told to kill his wife as well.
he returns after half an hour saying he cant do it either.
AGENT: sorry son your not able to be part of our team.
The agent tells the woman her husband is in there and she has to kill him to become part of the team.
The woman walks in and the next thing they hear is bang bang crash.
The woman walks out and the Agent asks her; what was that
she replies: There were blanks in the gun so i had to use the chair.
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Aug 31, 2007 3:16:13 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Aug 31, 2007 3:16:13 GMT -5
Hahah. That's brilliant.
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Aug 31, 2007 4:00:08 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Aug 31, 2007 4:00:08 GMT -5
thanks, i laughed so hard when i heard that. you got ne other good ones???
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Sept 2, 2007 9:08:38 GMT -5
Post by LizzyMarch on Sept 2, 2007 9:08:38 GMT -5
ROFL^^^^ That is the best one I have heard yet!!! Okay, continuing on the running theme of blonde jokes, but not really, here is mine. Three woman were walking down a street: one blonde, one brunette, and one red-head. They come across a magical lamp, and find to their surprise a genie. The genie says she will grant them each one wish. The blonde says she wants to be more intelligent, so she is promptly changed into a brunette. The brunette says she also wants to be more intelligent, and she is changed into a red-head. Finally the red-haired woman claims that she is tired of being super intelligent, and claims she wants to be dumb- very dumb. The genie smiles and says, "Your wish is my command," and the red-haired woman is turned into a man. Oh my gosh, that one is hilarious. And as a red-head, i would like to thank you for calling me super intelligent!!
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Sept 2, 2007 17:38:16 GMT -5
Post by moogle on Sept 2, 2007 17:38:16 GMT -5
hehe, seems like there are quite a few of us red heads here too. My hair is quite red as well, lol.
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Sept 2, 2007 23:05:39 GMT -5
Post by wiltingroses08 on Sept 2, 2007 23:05:39 GMT -5
Ooh, blonde jokes! Here's a short'n'sweet one that no one in my class gets AT ALL:
Two blondes walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
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Sept 3, 2007 5:17:21 GMT -5
Post by moogle on Sept 3, 2007 5:17:21 GMT -5
hahahahhahah, that's hilarious!!!
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Sept 4, 2007 20:22:01 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Sept 4, 2007 20:22:01 GMT -5
lol its simple but hilarious!! isnt it funny that the simplest of jokes are funniest.
my brother told me one yesterday, im not sure if you'll find it funny possibly lame though.
Two seals walked into a club.
thats it thats the joke. :S
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Sept 4, 2007 20:58:46 GMT -5
Post by moogle on Sept 4, 2007 20:58:46 GMT -5
I think I get it, but yeah it's not that funny, lol.
Here's a really old one that me and some friends used to crack up at.
What did Michael Jackson say to the Barbie doll?
You are not alone; I am plastic too....
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Sept 5, 2007 6:17:00 GMT -5
Post by LizzyMarch on Sept 5, 2007 6:17:00 GMT -5
Hahaha---that's funny
Michael Jackson one:
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose??
From a magazine!!
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Sept 5, 2007 18:48:04 GMT -5
Post by Lot Lizard on Sept 5, 2007 18:48:04 GMT -5
One of my favorite blonde jokes.
Batman, a smart blonde, and a store clerk jump off a bridge at the same time. Why does only 1 of them hit the water?
Smart blondes and Batman don't exist!!
Although I'm blonde, I like a blonde joke as good as anyone else.
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Sept 5, 2007 22:14:00 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Sept 5, 2007 22:14:00 GMT -5
lol nice! thats hilarious!
i have a few michael jackson ones but dont know if they are appropriate.
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Sept 6, 2007 1:05:24 GMT -5
Post by ChibiMonkey13 on Sept 6, 2007 1:05:24 GMT -5
This was actually a handout in my AP Lang. and Comp. class:
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"Well, I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
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Sept 6, 2007 1:44:37 GMT -5
Post by moogle on Sept 6, 2007 1:44:37 GMT -5
rofl^^
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Sept 6, 2007 6:49:14 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Sept 6, 2007 6:49:14 GMT -5
BAHAHAH!! That's brilliant!
Nice work.
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