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Oct 22, 2007 3:29:45 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Oct 22, 2007 3:29:45 GMT -5
Yet, the use of capitalisation in your posts are just the same. They also effect the outcome of how things are taken.
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Oct 23, 2007 2:33:54 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Oct 23, 2007 2:33:54 GMT -5
Yes they do, how would you take HAHA as opposed to haha or HELL yeah and opposed to HELL YEAH?
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Oct 23, 2007 5:42:33 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Oct 23, 2007 5:42:33 GMT -5
My point was directed at your continued use of 'i' instead of 'I'. But your point is also valid.
My friend was telling me some jokes today, I found them classic.
They are really sexist, so I am sorry if I offend any one; or at least feel sorry for them not being able to take a joke.
Joke 1: What's the one this a woman should wear out? Answer: The carpet between the kitchen and the laundry.
Joke 2: What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown? Answer: Artificial Intelligence.
Joke 3: Why did the wife cross the road? Answer: More like why is she out of the kitchen!
Joke 4: How does a man open a beer handed to him by his wife? Answer: It should already be open.
Hehe, I like them alot. There were more, I just can't remember them. lol.
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Oct 25, 2007 23:42:16 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Oct 25, 2007 23:42:16 GMT -5
Sorry about the continued use of 'i' instead of 'I' I will try to remedy it, I'm sorry if it caused problems.
Those are great jokes.
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Oct 29, 2007 3:53:23 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Oct 29, 2007 3:53:23 GMT -5
Thank you Tahlia; it just makes for an easier read. LOL. My friend just asked me if I was bi and I said yes, and I asked him why he was asking and he answered back that he was just curious. And of course my immediate answer to that is "You're beyond curious." LoL. Just a note: He is very, very gay.
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Oct 29, 2007 20:21:44 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Oct 29, 2007 20:21:44 GMT -5
Lol. Does anyone have anything against Michael Jackson jokes? I was wondering because I don't want to offend.
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Oct 30, 2007 3:06:51 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Oct 30, 2007 3:06:51 GMT -5
LoL, god no.
One of my fave jokes is the good old, "What does Michael Jackson love about twenty seven year olds?"
Answer: "There are twenty of them."
It's old, it's corny, it's crude. But above all it's clever, thus funny.
:3 I don't mean to offend anyone. They are just jokes.
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Oct 31, 2007 4:50:49 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Oct 31, 2007 4:50:49 GMT -5
Lol, I think they're quite clever.
What's better for Michael Jackson than 4, ten year olds?
10, four year olds.
How does Michael Jackson tell the time at his house?
When the big hand is on the little hand.
I have a few of these jokes, and no offense intended. XD
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Nov 2, 2007 7:17:57 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Nov 2, 2007 7:17:57 GMT -5
Bahahahaha. Nice.
They are quite clever.
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Nov 2, 2007 18:08:00 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Nov 2, 2007 18:08:00 GMT -5
I have a slightly dirty one, but I am not sure if i should post it.
Let me know what you think.
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Nov 9, 2007 18:51:00 GMT -5
Post by wiltingroses08 on Nov 9, 2007 18:51:00 GMT -5
I, for one, would love to read it. I never realized how many blonde jokes I knew until I started posting here...
Three blondes died and made it to the pearly gates. St. Peter told them that all they had to do to get in was answer one question: What is Easter? "That's easy," the first blonde said. "It's the fourth Thursday in November, when all of your family gets together to eat turkey and watch parades and football." "No." "Well I know," said the second. "It's the holiday in December when you celebrate Christ's birth, and exchange presents." "No." "It's the day we celebrate Christ's resurrection," the third explained. "It takes place around the same time as the Jewish Passover. On Good Friday, Judas betrayed Jesus and the last supper, and he was crucified. On Easter Sunday, he rose from the dead." "Very good," exclaimed St. Peter. "I'm not done!" the blonde said. "And every year the rabbit comes out of his hole, and if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of basketball!" St. Peter fainted.
That's not exactly it, but it's as close as I can remember, and it still means the same thing!
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Nov 9, 2007 19:17:26 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Nov 9, 2007 19:17:26 GMT -5
lol. They are brilliant. Oh I have a follow up of the blonde joke of "What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence.". My friend came up with it during maths. We were talking about different jokes and of course ended up back on the good old blonde jokes, and this one came up so I asked; "What do you call a blonde whose hair darkens to brown naturally then?" Answer: Fortunate. Lol. I love it. My friend just told me another one: "Why do women have such small feet?" Answer: "So they can stand closer to the sink." :3 Yay. Terribly derogatory jokes... that will amuse me forever.
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Nov 10, 2007 19:50:08 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Nov 10, 2007 19:50:08 GMT -5
WARNING DIRTY JOKE, TO READ HIGHLIGHT BELOW.
What do Santa Claus and Michael Jackson have in common?
They boy leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
I know a bit dirty and if any one has a problem with it tell me. I'll delete it or change it
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Nov 13, 2007 2:49:12 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Nov 13, 2007 2:49:12 GMT -5
Bahah. That is quite dirty. XD, And unfortunately I think that it will need to be deleted just incase of prying children's eyes, if not a warning and blacking out so you have to highlight it to read it. :3
xoxo
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Nov 13, 2007 23:05:08 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Nov 13, 2007 23:05:08 GMT -5
I have modified the post to have a warning and I have blacked it out.
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