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Sept 6, 2007 18:16:10 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Sept 6, 2007 18:16:10 GMT -5
LOL That's awesome! Nice one.
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Sept 9, 2007 6:40:29 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Sept 9, 2007 6:40:29 GMT -5
Okay, this is for all the Aussies out there that know about the Daniel Johns drug thing:
Did you hear about the new meal Maccas has brought out? It's called the Daniel Johns Meal, but it doesn't have burger or chips, just Coke and Ice.
Lol. If you don't get it, don't worry, I had to explain it to my friend three times before she got it... she doesn't think drugs when someone says Coke and Ice like most normal(?) people do.
Edit: It's Andrew Johns, not Daniel. lol. Too much Silverchair *nods*.
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Sept 9, 2007 7:01:15 GMT -5
Post by Be Elle on Sept 9, 2007 7:01:15 GMT -5
-laughs-
I got it. Daniel Johns is a knob and a half.
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Sept 9, 2007 7:28:58 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Sept 9, 2007 7:28:58 GMT -5
Very true... oh well. Off to bed with me. Good night. xoxo
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Sept 10, 2007 14:37:45 GMT -5
Post by ChibiMonkey13 on Sept 10, 2007 14:37:45 GMT -5
Here are some silly New York Laws:
You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing."
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Sept 10, 2007 20:17:29 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Sept 10, 2007 20:17:29 GMT -5
lol nice, I loved that COKE and ICE joke!!! I agree with Elle he is a knob and a half. but i do believe it was Andrew Johns.
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Sept 10, 2007 23:00:34 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Sept 10, 2007 23:00:34 GMT -5
Haha yeah, my brother was watching something on Silverchair and it kinda got mixed up. Oh well.
It's scary how fast that joke has gotten around though. Good though. haha
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Sept 11, 2007 6:05:32 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Sept 11, 2007 6:05:32 GMT -5
It is a variation of it was going around today, Andrew Johns walks into Macca's and ask fro a coke and ice.
When something like that happens people make a quick job of making fun. hehe
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Sept 17, 2007 5:51:00 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Sept 17, 2007 5:51:00 GMT -5
So worth it though. He's been needing to be brought down a peg or five. lol. He really is a nob.. my brothers have been in town when he's been there and he gets absolutely smashed and makes a complete tool of himself.
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Sept 19, 2007 19:22:19 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Sept 19, 2007 19:22:19 GMT -5
Lol. nice he did need to be taken down a bit, to much of an ego. didn't he deny the use of drugs and then say that he had used them all his life?
why did the lemon stand in the middle of the road??
He wanted to play squash.
we hand't posted a joke recently so i put one in even if it is lame
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Sept 19, 2007 20:22:21 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Sept 19, 2007 20:22:21 GMT -5
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always ruin his act by saying things like, "He has a card up his sleeve" or "He has a dove in his pocket."
One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat. For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, "Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship?" do with the ship?"
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Sept 22, 2007 0:46:58 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Sept 22, 2007 0:46:58 GMT -5
Hahahha. The first one is an oldie, still worth a chuckle at its lameness. The second one is great. Made me laugh.
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Sept 23, 2007 6:07:18 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Sept 23, 2007 6:07:18 GMT -5
Thanks i got that one off my dad, i thought it was pretty clever. hehe
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Sept 23, 2007 6:53:05 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Sept 23, 2007 6:53:05 GMT -5
Dad jokes, however corny, are always good for a good chuckle, be that at the joke or the joke teller. haha.
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Sept 23, 2007 20:25:42 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Sept 23, 2007 20:25:42 GMT -5
haha yep! its kinda funny to watch them tell it when its off the top of their head!!
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