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Jul 31, 2007 20:22:26 GMT -5
Post by Lot Lizard on Jul 31, 2007 20:22:26 GMT -5
Put any jokes you've made up/love here.
Here's one I made up around Easter.
Where does an egg go if it wants to leave somewhere? . . . . The eggsit.
Heh, get it?
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Jul 31, 2007 20:56:36 GMT -5
Post by Marquis Black on Jul 31, 2007 20:56:36 GMT -5
That was awful, lotxlizard. I'm so proud. Liquor: The only way to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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Jul 31, 2007 21:44:23 GMT -5
Post by moogle on Jul 31, 2007 21:44:23 GMT -5
This isn't one I made up, but it is by far the funniest and lamest joke I have heard.
"Why are pirates so cool?
Because they just Argh!"
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Jul 31, 2007 22:05:56 GMT -5
Post by Lot Lizard on Jul 31, 2007 22:05:56 GMT -5
I love bad jokes. I didn't make this one up, but I love it to bits.
-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Interrupting cow. -Interrupting cow wh- -Moo!
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Aug 3, 2007 20:52:49 GMT -5
Post by moogle on Aug 3, 2007 20:52:49 GMT -5
hah, I love that!
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Aug 5, 2007 2:05:24 GMT -5
Post by Knianna on Aug 5, 2007 2:05:24 GMT -5
I like the interrupting starfish one...
-Knock Knock! -Who's there? -Interrupting Starfish -Interrupting Starfish wh- -*sticks hand in person's face*
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Aug 10, 2007 1:15:35 GMT -5
Post by moogle on Aug 10, 2007 1:15:35 GMT -5
haha, both of those are great! I wish I knew more jokes, lol.
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Aug 11, 2007 23:05:19 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Aug 11, 2007 23:05:19 GMT -5
moogle i think i love your sig.
*nods*
especially the last one... awww i miss kingdom hearts...
haha tifa and cloud. O.o wow i still remember that.
those jokes are great...
i would put some up.. but i dont think people would like them.... they are quite crude. lol
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Aug 12, 2007 0:00:40 GMT -5
Post by moogle on Aug 12, 2007 0:00:40 GMT -5
hehe, I have the same problem Scream. I know some, but they are not for polite company
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Aug 12, 2007 1:06:47 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Aug 12, 2007 1:06:47 GMT -5
lol. oh the joys for me growing up with brothers...
haha.
and dirty minded gay friends... i swear they come out with some of the worst jokes... especially my girlfriend and matt... lol. its absolutely terrible!! but then again, matt is the one who walks around moaning at random/awkward times. haha
quite funny when someone is passing at the time. XD
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Aug 12, 2007 12:06:15 GMT -5
Post by kristelyn ardelle on Aug 12, 2007 12:06:15 GMT -5
I love bad jokes. I didn't make this one up, but I love it to bits. -Knock knock! -Who's there? -Interrupting cow. -Interrupting cow wh- -Moo! A 9 year old at a camp I counselor at said this joke to me. I'm not sure whether it's the joke itself or the fact that the kid is totally adorable, but I thought it was hilarious.
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Aug 14, 2007 1:56:16 GMT -5
Post by wiltingroses08 on Aug 14, 2007 1:56:16 GMT -5
Here's one my friend told for months, and would still crack up over: Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because anyone can catch a cold.
Sad thing is, it had to be explained a few times...
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Aug 14, 2007 3:27:33 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Aug 14, 2007 3:27:33 GMT -5
lol. awwww That's brilliant!!!
One joke I heard, which isn't too bad, but may have to be explained a little to some, is:
There was this a young boy who would be tucked in each night by his mother and father. One night he said, "Good night mum, good night dad. Goodbye Granddad." and went to sleep. The next day his granddad died. That night, when his parents were putting him to bed again, he said, "Good night mum, Good night dad. Goodbye Nan (grandma)." and went to sleep. The next day his nan died. That night, when his parents were putting him to bed, he said, "Good night mum. Goodbye Dad." All of the next day, the little boy's father was worried about his life, thinking he will soon die. He went to work, driving very carefully and when he came home again that night, he made sure to take his time, just in case. When he finally got home, later than he normally would, he found his wife in the kitchen looking quite upset, he asked her what was wrong. At first she didn't answer, instead his son turned to him and said, "The postman died."
It's a terrible joke, but I love it. Do you get it? It's one of those terrible jokes about the wife cheating on the husband with the postman or milkman or something. It's quite clever. *nods* I think there are meant to be more people who die first, but I think this version is better.
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Aug 14, 2007 4:03:43 GMT -5
Post by moogle on Aug 14, 2007 4:03:43 GMT -5
haha, I've heard that one a few times. I still smile at it.
Okay, here is one which isn't too bad, but it is quite long. More of a story than joke, but yeah...
Three boys were walking down a road when a car came past and kidnapped the boy named Manners. Shutup and Batman were horrified, and so they decided to go to the Police Station to get their friend back.
Shutup tells Batman to wait outside the Police Man's office and goes inside to talk with the cop.
Police Man: "Is that your friend waiting out there?"
Shutup: "Yeah, his name is Batman."
Police man: "Do you think you're funny? What's your name son?"
Shutup: "Shutup"
P-Man: "Where's your manners?"
Shutup: "Kidnapped."
It's funnier when it is told, and I think I may have got some of it wrong, but yeah....
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Aug 14, 2007 5:43:28 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Aug 14, 2007 5:43:28 GMT -5
LOL Yeah, my friend has told me that one... but she can make anything funny, she gets right into jokes... even just her facial expressions make up for any of the dad jokes she comes up with. You know, the really sad ones that even when you were a child you would shake your head in the bad-ness of the joke.
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