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Nov 15, 2007 6:41:03 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Nov 15, 2007 6:41:03 GMT -5
Thank you. Just to let everyone know, there is a new person on the site, Lozzarah, she's an awesome girlie who I was finally able to persuade into joining us (now who's the Harry Potter Nerd now Loz?) and so give her a warm welcome. Oh, she is the one I got the "Helping Your Uncle, Jack, Off" point from. If you think I am picky about grammar and spelling, wait until you mess up around her. *winks* xoxo
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Nov 28, 2007 3:18:52 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Nov 28, 2007 3:18:52 GMT -5
Welcome Lozzarah.
Whats a mistress?
The thing between a mister and a matress.
If needed I will do the same to this joke as the previous one I posted. Let me know.
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Nov 29, 2007 1:32:08 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Nov 29, 2007 1:32:08 GMT -5
haha, nah that's alright. *continues giggling* It's brilliant. xoxo
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Nov 29, 2007 21:16:03 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Nov 29, 2007 21:16:03 GMT -5
Thanks. My brother told me that one and he has a few more, I'll have to get thenm off him and share them with you all. xo
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Dec 12, 2007 22:10:29 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Dec 12, 2007 22:10:29 GMT -5
Haha. Awesome. Can't wait to hear them.
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Jan 8, 2008 4:40:12 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Jan 8, 2008 4:40:12 GMT -5
This is a joke my friend told me.
why did the chicken put on sunscreen??
So it didn't get burnt in the oven...
A bit lame but cute I thought.
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Feb 11, 2008 3:24:20 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Feb 11, 2008 3:24:20 GMT -5
A man is driving along the road with his wife. Their talking about Divorce.
"When we get divorced I want everything! The house, the money, the cars...EVERYTHING" she demanded
"Ok" the husband answered
"Ok, thats it? you're not going to object?" she asked confused
"Nope, i got everything i want right here" he replied smiling
"What's that?" she asked confused
"An air bag" he smirked before driving the car into a tree.
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