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Sept 25, 2007 2:58:37 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Sept 25, 2007 2:58:37 GMT -5
lol. Very true.
What's always funny is when dad tries to be funny and starts yelling at my friends and stuff, doing it in jest, and I know he's just messing around, but they think he's dead serious and do what ever he's telling them to, then wonder why I'm sitting there laughing.
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Sept 25, 2007 19:09:47 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Sept 25, 2007 19:09:47 GMT -5
lol nice! sounds hell funnny.
Theres a wooden boat in the centre of the ocean with three me each holding a ciggarette nothing else is in the boat, and they need a ciggarette lighter. what do they do?
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Sept 25, 2007 19:46:29 GMT -5
Post by wiltingroses08 on Sept 25, 2007 19:46:29 GMT -5
I don't know, what?
Here's a joke one of my friends made up: The mother mole stuck her head out of the mole hole, and said, 'I smell honey!' The father mole stuck his head out beside her, and said, 'I smell honeysuckle!' The baby mole struggled to ge through. Finally, he said, 'All I smell are molasses!
I love that one. If you don't get it just reading through, try reading it out loud, as it's really more that kind of joke.
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Sept 25, 2007 20:14:29 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Sept 25, 2007 20:14:29 GMT -5
hahahha. That's a great one.
I'm too tired to figure that one out Tahlia... what's the answer?
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Sept 26, 2007 22:35:28 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Sept 26, 2007 22:35:28 GMT -5
they throw a cigarette overboard.
its not thie lighter that u use to light one but as in they need to be lighter in weight.
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Sept 27, 2007 7:40:24 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Sept 27, 2007 7:40:24 GMT -5
Hahah. That's terrible! Yet funny at the same time. *twitch* You're making me think properly, stop it. I only just stopped finally... oh well, I guess it would be better to have somewhat of a brain process going.
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Sept 27, 2007 18:29:47 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Sept 27, 2007 18:29:47 GMT -5
He he it is terrible, but funny. i was like what is the answer when i heard it. I couldn't figure it out. and yeas some form of brain process would be good lol.
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Sept 27, 2007 20:26:32 GMT -5
Post by wiltingroses08 on Sept 27, 2007 20:26:32 GMT -5
Ah, my brain only started having to work about a month ago, and I already wish it didn't have to! But the school year's almost 1/4 over! Yay, and much celebration, etc. Anyway, a joke, a joke... A blonde walked into a mechanic's shop, and told him she wanted a 710 put in her car. 'There's no such thing as a 710,' the mechanic said. 'Yes there is,' the blonde insisted. 'I see them in cars all the time.' The mechanic thought for a moment before raising the hood, reaching in, and twisting something around. 'There you go,' he said. The blonde looked in, and went away happy. What did the mechanic do?
ANSWER: He turned the oil cap, so it now read 710 as opposed to OIL.
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Sept 28, 2007 3:46:55 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Sept 28, 2007 3:46:55 GMT -5
BAHAHHAHAHA Nice.
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Sept 29, 2007 22:48:36 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Sept 29, 2007 22:48:36 GMT -5
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats great!
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Oct 10, 2007 5:26:40 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Oct 10, 2007 5:26:40 GMT -5
Yesterday when I was at work, I was talking to my brother's mate who I was working with and he kept saying movie quotes, and out of habit I said, "You're a strange child." and he looked at my funnily, since he is 7 years older than me and before he could say anything another of my brother's friends pointed this out and my reply to him was "Shut up toddler." because he is only 2 years older than me and so younger than Luke (the older one). Luke just laughed and now calls him toddler.
Guess you might have needed to be there. ;D
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Oct 10, 2007 18:34:55 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Oct 10, 2007 18:34:55 GMT -5
HEHE thats funny that the name toddler stuck hehe! awesome! how do u get a one armed Irish man out of a tree?? Answer: wave to him!
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Darcy
First Year
To quote my HoH, "I'd kiss that!"
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Oct 11, 2007 8:11:19 GMT -5
Post by Darcy on Oct 11, 2007 8:11:19 GMT -5
Hahaha!
My mom was watching this Bollywood comedy and there was a scene that went somewhat like this:
Man #1: Be positive, yeah, bhai (brother). Don't have so much tension!
Man #2: *confused* What're you saying about 'positive', bhai?
Man #1: My blood group, yeah, bhai!
Note: I am not rascist. I live in a multi-racial society.
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Oct 13, 2007 4:02:27 GMT -5
Post by Scream on Oct 13, 2007 4:02:27 GMT -5
lol. A line which my friends && I tend to use a lot: I'm not racist; I hate everyone equally.
&& my fave line from today: Grammar is a matter of whether you "helped your uncle, Jack, off" or you "helped your uncle jack off." lol.
Just a note to anyone that tends to ignore grammar when on the computer. It only takes a minute to check anything you are about to post.
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Oct 13, 2007 23:32:42 GMT -5
Post by xtahliax on Oct 13, 2007 23:32:42 GMT -5
I like that. it's very true and i like the line i hate everyone equally!
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